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[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

On Fri, Mar 25, 2022, 5:45 PM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of
Many <gmkarl at gmail.com> wrote:

> -----
>
> Evening.
>
> Boss is sitting on a street corner, holding a teddy bear with a pacifier
> in his mouth, bawling and bawling and bawling.
>
> On the other side of the street is a BossCorp Corner Store, completely
> engulfed in flame. People are running amock wearing medical masks, yelling
> slogans like "I'm not so sure about Boss!" and "There are weapons
> corporations a little better than Well-Respected Psionic Weaponry
> Corporation!"
>
> Boss sobs and sobs and sobs.
>
> An economist cleanup worker who has been mostly turned into a robot comes
> over to console Boss.
>
> Boss [sucking on pacifier, holding teddy bear tightly]: "These plebs don't
> love me. They don't love my businesses. They don't love covering up my
> crimes. I don't know what to do." Boss sobs and sobs and sobs!
>
> Economist: "It's okay. We'll get through this. Things will get better."
>
> Boss keeps sobbing and the economist holds him, rocking him while singing
> a lullaby.
>
> Street rioter: "Sometimes I think of other businesses and other
> billionaires!"
>
> Boss sobs and sobs and the economist holds him.
>
> Economist: "Lullaby, lullaby, all these things will get better. Lullaby,
> lullaby, wait on the morrow moon."
>
> Street rioter: "Occasionally I want to make things myself rather than buy
> them from Boss!"
>

Maybe add further imagery of flaming boss building here, to go with the
riot slogan.

Boss's pacifier quivers as he clamps down on it.
>

And maybe a slightly longer moment of boss sobbing in economist's arms,
after.

>
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