[spam][spam] spam

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

The Spam Files
Extract -49B, from Archive 34ij: The Crumpled Under The Couch Cushion Recoveries

We have discovered that we can use internet spam to fuel a new power source.

At the heart of a power source is a reinforcement learning algorithm
that pursues ways of changing the behavior of spammers. It has a
finite set of patterns it uses in doing this.

Simultaneously, it performs research into the laws of physics, to find
new ways to extract energy from its limited resources.

By wiring the spammers into a generative adversarial network, the
creativity of spam corporations in continuing to send their spam, can
be harnessed to discover new forms of energy production.

We have prototyped this invention with success, and believe we can
shrink it to arbitrarily small scales.