Russia STILL has allies!

[professor rat]

Batshit-crazies, National- socialists, looters, opportunist Hollywood hipsters, Antisemites down and out capitalists, unemployed workerists, discharged jailbirds, escaped galley slaves, swindlers, mountebanks, lazzaroni, pickpockets, tricksters, gamblers, maquereaus, brothel keepers, porters, literati, organ-grinders, rag-pickers, knife-grinders, Tinkers and beggars. 
Then there's all the well-armed, high-tech, drug-taking, survivalist, martial-arts, black-marketeering, tax-dodging, life-extensionist, freethinking, fake-ID-tripping Discordian master criminals. Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, manques, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and recovering Methodists.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

What a bunch of no-Claas losers.