[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

MCBoss Exact Clone (no discrepencies possible!) passes Santa Claus
while airskiing.

One of Santa Clause's Reindeer lifts their front hooves, which hold a
video camera that livestreams to multiple blockchains.

Santa Clause's Reindeer: "MCBoss Exact Clone (no discrepencies
possible!) you are now on my blockchain vlog!"

MCBoss Exact Clone: "I write about this in my feed. I am jealous of
you, Reindeer!"