[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

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Boss is flying a little like superman. A lawnmower engine is strapped
to his back, affixed to an experimental helicopter prop about 5 feet
wide. It is spinning wildly and spewing smoke.

"I am your flying overlord!" Boss yells with glee to the towns below.