[spam][ot] MCBoss Goes Out In Cold Re: Okay, I have another one for you

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

Boss: Took over the world, mind controlled everybody, richest boss on
the block. I have won this reality. Who am I?

Zombie Government Worker: You're the reality winner, Boss.

Boss: You know it!

Zombie Government Worker 2: Wait, Reality Winner is somebody else.

Boss: What? What are you talking about? You want to see the underside
of your own spleen?

Zombie Government Worker 2: She's some rebel worker who got caught.

Boss: Me. I am Reality Worker. Wait, what did you say?

Zombie Government Worker 2: Reality Winner is a woman who got caught
for blabbing to the press.

Boss: The winner of reality is _not_ a rat. I am not a rat!

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Boss: I heard there is somebody pretending to be the owner of the
world other than me. We'll mind control them to say something
differently.

Zombie Government Worker 3: Computer, what is the real name of the
woman who is claiming to have won reality?

Computer: Only Boss claims this. Nobody else.

Boss: Computer, find the person going by the false identity "Reality
Winner". Have them go on camera and reveal their real name in public.

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Zombie Government Worker 2: It turns out that Reality Winner --

Boss: You mean me, of course.

Zombie Government Worker 2: -- no, I mean --

Boss: Somebody take care of this trash.

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Computer: The video of Reality Winner revealing their true name has
ten thousand likes.

Boss: What is their real name?

Computer: Their real name is Reality Winner.

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Boss: My computer and employees are abusing and mindcontrolling me. I
am a victim of gaslighting and abuse. I don't understand why anybody
would ever do this.