[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

rpg scenes always involve combat
i guess somebody would like fire an arrow and free the coder
and they would be given food and water
and an adventure would be gone on to protect maintenance of their
threatened open source project
where a bunch of for-pay alternative software packages had to be vanquished