[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss: "Coder, cast "kernel panic" at the priest."

Coder: "I hate casting kernel panic!"

Boss brandishes Orc's morning star at Coder.

Boss: "You know what's good for you? Cast kernel panic."

Three diverse people stand up behind Priest and folder their arms.