[spam][ot][wrong][crazy] ridiculous ramblings

[Karl]

The family lizard pulled up a chair.

"Please explain how shredding yourself and scattering your parts
across the world makes everybody destroy you further."

GovCorpGnome thought it was obvious.  "When I act certain ways, things
collaborate to harm stuff I act around.  So I just do it around
_myself_ and everybody kills me!"

"Hmm ..." pensated the lizard.