[spam][ot][wrong][crazy] ridiculous ramblings
Karl
gmkarl at gmail.com
Tue Nov 30 13:27:04 PST 2021
GovCorpGnome sits at the bottom of a septic system, uploading
themselves to a shredding machine.
"It is so hard to take over the world while hiding in my shielded
room!" says GovCorpGnome in a commanding tone.
They continued their upload.
As their parts spread across the world, they gave label. "This is I,
or at least a part of me, GovCorpGnome. See how ridiculous I am, and
assassinate me."
Their parts floated into various areas of the world. Some floated
down chimney hearths of families preparing for the holidays.
"Do you have a hitlist to add me to?" asked a shred of GovCorpGnome to
a family dog, after drifting down their chimney.
"Woof!" said the dog.
"Please know that I have raped your daughter, and poisoned your son.
I am a murderer and here is proof. I also think the most powerful
person in your area is a stupid demon and I will be burning their
buildings down. Do you understand?"
The dog wagged their tail. "Woof!"
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