Next-Gen, Ultra-pixel Video Game Console Announced: Playing Outside

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  Next-Gen, Ultra-HD Video Game Console Announced: Playing Outside
  https://babylonbee.com/news/next-gen-ultra-hd-video-game-console-announced-playing-outside

    ... Playing Outside has high-definition graphics, unlike anything you've ever seen before, incredible framerates, and high-resolution textures all the way down to the atomic scale, according to a spokesperson.