Al-Q targeting NY corporations?

[Tyler Durden]

"Nah, if you're an Al Qaeda member, it's
your duty to open up more donut shops and in fact, have a policy of free
donuts to every cop.  Infact, you should send crates of donuts to every
police precinct several times a day.  I'd suggest a 10:1 donut to officer
ratio."

I'm pretty sure I saw bin Laden working in "Kabab King" in Jackson Heights.  
I know it's him 'cause when I ordered I saw him spit on my Kababs. I said, 
"yo Osama...what the fuck're you doin' to my Kebabs". His reply: "Fuck you 
infidel. You want Pakistani food go to a buffet down the street."

As for targeting Financial Institutions, I went and painted a giant "JP 
Morgan" symbol on the roof of Madison Square Garden last week. Think it'll 
work? If it doesn't, like I said I'll try to sniff a hotspot from under the 
rubble for one last Cypherpunks post.

-TD



>From: Sunder <sunder at sunder.net>
>To: "J.A. Terranson" <measl at mfn.org>
>CC: "cypherpunks at al-qaeda.net" <cypherpunks at al-qaeda.net>
>Subject: Re: Al-Q targeting NY corporations?
>Date: Sun, 1 Aug 2004 12:58:46 -0400 (edt)
>
>
><FUD Mode=True>
>
>I've a better idea for the terrorists who may be paying attention, why not
>just leave NYC alone and target something more useful to take out - like
>Microsoft, for example.
>
>IMHO, the planes that were targeted at the WTC would have been better
>directed at various Redmond, WA buildings.  They're after all a very big
>company with a lot of billions - that would have been far more spectacular
>an attack than a couple of profitless eyesores blocking everyone's view of
>the Statue of Liberty.  <BURP>
>
>And what's with attacking the pentagon?  They're the biggest sink of Evil
>American Taxpayer funds after all. Don't you want your enemies wasting
>billions of dollars on shitty airplanes and helicopters that crash
>themselves?
>
>Besides, if you want to piss off the NY Cops, don't attack One Police
>Plaza, take out Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme joints... well, wait, I
>kinda like Krispy Kreme once in a while, ok, just Dunkin Donuts...  Or
>better yet, don't!  The artery clogging fat and the diabetes inducing
>sugar+starch already do plenty.  Nah, if you're an Al Qaeda member, it's
>your duty to open up more donut shops and in fact, have a policy of free
>donuts to every cop.  Infact, you should send crates of donuts to every
>police precinct several times a day.  I'd suggest a 10:1 donut to officer
>ratio.
>
>Ditto for McDonalds foods.  Add extra grease.  The hydrogenated soybean
>kind!
>
>And why bother taking out the bridge to NJ - after all, NJ is where all
>the stench is (remember that old joke: Girlfriend "Kiss me where it
>smells," Boyfriend: "Ok, let's drive to NJ!"  You're better off leaving
>that bridge alone, so commuters can be terrorized by the industrial stench
>as they drive through, and by all the delays.  Infact, if you're an Al
>Qaeda engineer, you'll want to BUILD more bridges to NJ, so more Satan
>Loving American Infidels will get sickened by it.
>
>Oh yeah, and be sure to vote for Bush.  He'll be sure to fuck the economy
>even worse and put more draconian laws into effect.  You Al-Qaeda types
>hate us for having freedom, right?  So Dubbya's your perfect boy for that.
>
>
>That's the real way to be a terrorist, not by wasting your time on some
>dumb ass fireworks by airplane.  Pshaw, only amateur terrorists do it that
>way.
>
></FUD>
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>On Sun, 1 Aug 2004, J.A. Terranson wrote:
>
> > Article below.
> >
> > Just in case AQ is listening, I'd like to remind them that there are 
>some
> > other states that also have some *really* good targets ;-)  But, if 
>you're
> > just "stuck" on New York, let me make my recommendations:
>

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