AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV: This is the media report

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AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV: This is the media report.

PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD - FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS CLOSET!

Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does. You most likely have
just seen this story recently featured on a major nightly news program
(USA). And reported elsewhere in the world (including my neck of the
woods - New Zealand). His mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when
she came across a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath
some clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old sons closet.
Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she got when she opened the
bag and found it was full of cash. Five-dollar bills, twenties, fifties and
hundreds - all neatly rubber-banded in labelled piles.


"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says the 41-year-old
woman, "There was over $71,000 dollars in that bag -- that's more than my
husband earns in a year".

The woman immediately called her husband at the car-dealership where he
worked to tell him what she had discovered.He came home right away and they
drove together to the boys school and picked him up. Little did they suspect
that where the money came from was more shocking than actually finding it in
the closet.

As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via E-mail, a type of
"Report" to E-mail addresses that he obtained off the Internet. Everyday
after school for the past 2 months, he had been doing this right on his
computer in his bedroom.

"I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the heck, I put my name on
it like the instructions said and I started sending it out", says the clever
15-year-old.

The E-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions to send one
$5 dollar bill to each person on the list, then delete the address at the
top and move the others addresses Down , and finally to add your name to the
top of the list.

The letter goes on to state that you would receive several thousand dollars
in five-dollar bills within 2 weeks if you sent out the letter with your
name at the top of the 5-address list. "I get junk E-mail all the time, and
really did not think it was going to work", the boy continues.

Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail, the Post Office Box
that his parents had gotten him for his video-game magazine subscriptions
began to fill up with not magazines, but envelopes containing $5 bills.

"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post office and my box had
1 magazine and about 300 envelops stuffed in it. There was also a yellow
slip that said I had to go up to the [post office] counter.

I thought I was in trouble or something (laughs)". He goes on, "I went up to
the counter and they had a whole box of more mail for me. I had to ride back
home and empty out my backpack because I could not carry it all".

Over the next few weeks, the boy continued sending out the E-mail."The money
just kept coming in and I just kept sorting it and stashing it in the
closet, barely had time for my homework".He had also been riding his bike to
several of the banks in his area and exchanging the $5 bills for twenties,
fifties and hundreds.

"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to different
banks with like five thousand at a time in my backpack. I would usually tell
the lady at the bank counter that my dad had sent me in to exchange the
money] and he was outside waiting for me.One time the lady gave me a really
strange look and told me that she would not be able to do it for me and my
dad would have to come in and do it, but I just rode to the next bank down
the street (laughs)."

Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid.The reporting
news team examined and
investigated the so-called "chain-letter" the boy was sending out and found
that it was not a chain-letter at all.In fact, it was completely legal
according to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, or
Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of federal
regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or
service must be exchanged for money received.

Every five-dollar bill that he received contained a little note that read,
"Please send me report number XYX".This simple note made the letter legal
because he was exchanging a service (A Report on how-to) for a five-dollar
fee.

[This is the end of the media release. If you would like to understand how
the system works and get your $71,000 - please continue reading. What
appears below is what the 15 year old was sending out on the net - YOU CAN
USE IT TOO - just follow the simple instructions].

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================== Order all 5 reports shown on the list below=================

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems. 

When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00. 

Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case something happens to your computer. 

IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will lose out on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has beentested, and if you alter, it will NOT work!!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!! 

1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT #5. This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune. 

2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5. 

3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4. 

4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3. 

5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2 

6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position. 



PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! 
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Now, take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on your computer. 

DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. 

Save this on a disk as well just in case if you lose any data. To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going: 




METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY 
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we 
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also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response 
could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people 
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Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. 

With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people 
responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000. Out of 
those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100 people 
responded and ordered Report # 2. 

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. 
The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3. 

Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million 
e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4. 

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 
(50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for 
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Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3..... 
$5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........ Grand Total=$555,550.00 



NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT 
THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE 
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, many people will do just that, and more! 

METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET 
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Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds of 
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and add METHOD # 2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must 
do is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same 
day service on all orders. 

This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and 
address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they 
receive the report. 




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Order Report # 2 from: 

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Maple Valley, WA 98038


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Washington DC, 20016

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* If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks, 
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* After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should 
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* Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, 
because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to 
roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down 
on the list, you are placed in front of a different report. 




You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business!!!




THE FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: 

You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for 
the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can 
make more money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever 
imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any 
way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of 
this exciting report after you have put your name and address in Report #1 
and moved others to #2 ...........# 5 as instructed above. One of the people 
you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be 
on every one of them. Remember though, the more you send out the more 
potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the 
ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become financially 
independent. 

IT IS UP TO YOU NOW! 

==================== MORE TESTIMONIALS====================== 

'' My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an 
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When 
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her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks 
she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received 
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in her ''hobby''. 
Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois 
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''Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind 
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Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada 
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''I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if 
I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get 
another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone 
else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not 
delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money 
came within 22 weeks''. 
Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y. 
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''It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with 
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10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20,560.00 and 
by the end of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00. Life is 
beautiful, Thanx to internet''. 
Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand 

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If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the 
Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade 
Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C. 
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 No need to Remove, a one time mailing.





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