[ot][spam] boss spinoffs: wild research experiment computer logs
---- "I am furious that some upstart has taken the corpses we incinerated and cobbled them together into a disgusting sculpture of a heart." Secret Translation: "It's so impressive that huggingface made such a clear introduction course, with such clear libraries for people to use, and an online chat portal, and that somebody shared it to this list! I wish I could think of sending people to it without vomiting my organs out!"
My head is my butt. Can we address the following PLEASE: On 5/9/22, Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
"This worker doesn't want their body forced into the shape of this other person's neurons."
Secret Translation: "Please help me heal everyone by vivisecting this person in the way."
This is a quick, habitual message that can be sent in 1-2 bytes, depending on protocol.
Reply: "My head is my butt too."
On Mon, May 9, 2022, 4:15 AM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
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"Stop making us attack ourselves. Nukes go on _enemies_, not the headquarters. Send attack somewhere else! Send attack somewhere else!"
Secret Translation: "Oops, I fell in the garbage disposal again."
Secret Reply: "It's on, isn't it. Are you going to take over the whole business again to try to put yourself back together?" "Zebra stethescope nix!" Secret Translation: "No, just you." Announcement: "The deep space exploration simulation discovered another unexpected kind of reality-bending wormhole. Please fasten your seatbelts as we navigate this brief turbulence." Workers mutter complaints about why in the world a computer simulation would ever cause actual mutations in their environment.
--- "My tummy feel funny." Secret translation: Two more militaries have stormed and set aflame the south and east wings. The neighboring business park has been lost.
--- "Gezundheit!" Secret Translation: "Please bring everybody back to life. Right now. Please."
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Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many