On Mon, May 9, 2022, 4:15 AM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:

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"Stop making us attack ourselves. Nukes go on _enemies_, not the headquarters. Send attack somewhere else! Send attack somewhere else!"

Secret Translation:
"Oops, I fell in the garbage disposal again."

Secret Reply:

"It's on, isn't it. Are you going to take over the whole business again to try to put yourself back together?"

"Zebra stethescope nix!"

Secret Translation: "No, just you."

Announcement: "The deep space exploration simulation discovered another unexpected kind of reality-bending wormhole. Please fasten your seatbelts as we navigate this brief turbulence."

Workers mutter complaints about why in the world a computer simulation would ever cause actual mutations in their environment.