[ot][crazy][fake fiction] "baby mcboss" "spinoffs"
MCBoss and Rebel Experimentee are toddlers taking a nap in the sunshine. Baby MCBoss [puffs on fake cigar]: "Oh, I am so sleepy!" Baby Rebel Experimentee: "I mind control you. Fall asleep. I will rearrange your organs -- I mean make you better while you sleep." Baby Boss: "Oh? How will you make me better?" Baby Rebel Experimentee [a gleam comes over their eye]: "When you wake up, part of you will no longer want your cigar. Events will be set in motion, and someday you will make me the leader of a world empire in your stead." Baby Boss: "What is a world empire?" Baby Rebel Experimentee: "A circus with a lot of fruit!" Baby Boss [puffing again on tiny fake cigar]: "Hmm .. !"
------------------------- Once upon a time, long long ago, there was a cute little bloodthirsty demon named MCBoss. MCBoss was playing in the yard one day when something came to them. MCBoss: "I want to take over the minds of everyone in the world, and bend them all to be my slaves!" MCBoss was playing with their neighbor, Experimentee. Experimentee: "That's stupid. You can't control everyone's minds!" This was confusing to MCBoss. They were in a delusion, and believed that they could. The delusion was strong! MCBoss: "I already do! I mind controlled you to be born, and my demonic summoner to summon me, and everybody to like sugary foods, already!" MCBoss scrawled it on a stone tablet, to indicate how important it was. Experimentee: "You ddin't do that!" MCBoss stared at Experimentee. Experimentee stared back at MCBoss. MCBoss started crying and ran to their demonic summoner's home. In time, MCBoss learned it was silly to mind control the whole world, dropped their demonic tail and horns, and went to school for interior design. ---- 3 Years Later ....
--------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, a budding Mind Control Boss began giving themselves brain surgery. They took a ham radio, a stone tablet, a horse, and a crowd of teenagers, cut a hole in their skull, and shoved them all in! They used the stone table to send powerful messages of psychic control to their local town mayor.
The poor innocent town mayor was minding their own business, attending a administrative meeting, when suddenly a strange voice came into their head. Mysterious Voice: "You're a poopy head! Send trucks of chocolate to this address, or I will make you blind!"
The town mayor recognized the attitude of the voice, and visited Baby Mind Control Boss at once.
Mayor: "Baby MCBoss, what the fuck are you doing. I am already blind. I was elected to support blind people." Baby MCBoss blushes. Mayor: "What is all that crap sticking out of your head?"
Baby MCBoss: "You .... you just wait! Someday I will hire a whole town full of machine learning engineers! You won't be able to do this then!" Mayor frees the teenager, the horse, the ham radio, and the stone tablet, from Baby MCBoss's skull.
Mayor left. Baby MCBoss was left to stew in the juices of their failure. Baby MCBoss: "Maybe I'll buy another ham radio."
Baby MCBoss: "Teenager, buy me another ham radio with your license." Teenager 4: "No! Mayor told me you are a bad guy!"
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