14/24 traffick boss puts a snorkel on his foot and a wetsuit on his head like a pro and dives into a swamp (mistake) he swims under the surface, invisible except for a rumple of the wetsuit that sticks over the water, or is that his snorkel, or maybe a black badass reed? it turns out (water continues more than readily visible from above 2113 traffick boss is outfitted for combat and hanging on a ferris wheel while happy families ride kid “i want to take a picture of that tower and field but i keep fumbling the big camera wih my tiny hands” traffick boss [rough-hewn growl of a voice, hanging from kid’s chair by one arm, knife between his teeth] “i can take a picture for you, kid, i have giant man hands” kid looks at traffick boss who looks like he is from a cartoon “woah cool!”, and hands camera traffick boss holds the camera with a grizzled hand, and peers through the lens with a night-vision eye at the tower and field, and snaps— 2118 traffickb— 2118 traffick boss is (this goes in morning spam flashbacks (complaining about being cancelled— 2119 an experimentee promoted to worker has half of traffick boss’s body and mind and is carrying it over their shoulder while levitating toward a table they plop his half down on the table with satisfaction and wipe life energy off their brow. experimentee promoted to worker: “squirds :)” rebel worker (4?) comes into workroom rebel worker (4?) (smiling): “i hear you have the new 2121 traffick boss is a stuffed balloon and is being jumped on traffick boss: “ 2123 the end of traffick boss and look back on their exploits with hyperai traffick boss: “well i think i did absolutely everything there is to do in the universe now! i’v— (should we move on t— 2124 traffick boss goes for a balloon ride with caring worker traffick boss: “ 2125 the clouds are pretty and caring worker is full of care 2126 traffick boss reads a newspaper he is racing with a language model which is reading it very slowly because it is being hacked by a virus from a different spy agency and keeps needing to go back and correct for its being-corrupted model weights the newspaper is black and white and re(a?)d all over traffick boss smokes his cigar while he reads traffick boss: “the (fake news about (dictatortopia’s fake news ( traffick boss: “can you believe that (triply-corrupt reporter working for traffick boss about ( (foreign agent) claiming to work for traffick boss traffick boss: “?” : “why do read that stuff, don’t you get enough at work?” traffick

16/24 2152 a ridiculous reality sorter a silly reality sorter that sorts items between “imaginary” and “real” by differentiating their location. imaginary items are defined as being inside a brain (neurons, glial cells, multicolored hippopotamuses), whereas real items are defined as being outside a brain (hands, turnable doorknobs, trees you can sit under). in order to perform this classification the machine assigns an XYZ coordinate to the center of ev 2155 except neurons are real !! ;P :D !! 2156 we r having existential crisis now :s :!-S we are making a chess game with th oh we had queued message around chess :S part of it oh! 2158 so it’s not quite time for this maybe but the chess ais are hurting us. and um i don’— we need if we play chess for it to go b— 2159 we need to improve at chess for now. we might plan to ask ai t. :) :/ 2159 owie imagining being a tipped cow note: “cow tipping” was a horrible idea from childhood where cows are imagined as unable to use oegs r 2200 traffick boss jumps down a sinkhole looking for wormhole eggs or something he flies through air, prepared to land on hard rock with frail legs now he is at bottom of sinkhole, after recover 2201 on the last day of (our 2201 we h 2201 it’s pretty confusing to tell the truth :P. pretty confusing. but nobody seems able to do it like us. when the extraterrestrials attack you ask them not to, just oncd, then try to (keep living your life? maybe more ignore them?)?. somet imes. 2203 you are in hanging wicker cage. gremlins 2204 (we are guessing “ignore them” is (w

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i was thinking of writing joke about recent sleeping experiences where part of me resists entering sleeping thing after i added insulating things for warmth and i end up falling asleep right where i am instead, which would be humorous if i was like walking around

2252 sadly this started after new therapist recommended i burn engine for warmth in vehicle. i think they were scared for my warmth. to me it seems very irresponsible as i have warm bedding. basically they didn’t understand how it would impact me and it’s pretty hard to convey, people don’t believe or expect the harmful parts of what they say would be hypnotically suggestive

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i should probably use food reward to move toward bedding (rather than sleeping-in-place

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2024-01-29 1858-0500 2016 traffick boss is staring at a well-manicured flower garden, up close 2028 (leans in, pretty 2230 — traffick boss has hands over his mouth and is looking all around “oh no!” wonder what traffick boss’s secret is! 2231