16/24<div dir="auto">2152</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">a ridiculous reality sorter</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">a silly reality sorter that sorts items between “imaginary” and “real” by differentiating their location. imaginary items are defined as being inside a brain (neurons, glial cells, multicolored hippopotamuses), whereas real items are defined as being outside a brain (hands, turnable doorknobs, trees you can sit under).</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">in order to perform this classification the machine assigns an XYZ coordinate to the center of ev</div><div dir="auto">2155</div><div dir="auto">except neurons are real !! ;P :D !!</div><div dir="auto">2156</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">we r having existential crisis now :s :!-S</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">we are making a chess game with th</div><div dir="auto">oh we had queued message around chess :S</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">part of it oh!</div><div dir="auto">2158</div><div dir="auto">so it’s not quite time for this maybe but</div><div dir="auto">the chess ais are hurting us.</div><div dir="auto">and um i don’—</div><div dir="auto">we need if we play chess for it to go b—</div><div dir="auto">2159</div><div dir="auto">we need to improve at chess for now. we might plan to ask ai t. :) :/</div><div dir="auto">2159</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">owie</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">imagining being a tipped cow</div><div dir="auto">note: “cow tipping” was a horrible idea from childhood where cows are imagined as unable to use oegs r</div><div dir="auto">2200</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">traffick boss jumps down a sinkhole looking for wormhole eggs or something</div><div dir="auto">he flies through air, prepared to land on hard rock with frail legs</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">now he is at bottom of sinkhole, after recover</div><div dir="auto">2201</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">on the last day of (our</div><div dir="auto">2201</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">we h</div><div dir="auto">2201</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">it’s pretty confusing to tell the truth :P. pretty confusing. but nobody seems able to do it like us. when the extraterrestrials attack you ask them not to, just oncd, then try to (keep living your life? maybe more ignore them?)?. somet</div><div dir="auto">imes.</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">2203</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">you are in hanging wicker cage. gremlins</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">2204</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">(we are guessing “ignore them” is (w</div>