OMG. Now we know "OMG" is a tween thing, but holy mother of firetrucks muffaluggerahs, this be O.M.F.G. y'all :D Cuddle therapy. Cuddle therapists. Feelz. Feeling low, not enough cotton wool for your delicate neo-Marxist lefty sensibility and bad man just so dang diddly ang dang orange already? Then step right up, and spend spend spend on a cuddle therapist muh perfectly formed teardrops in waitin' - only $80 an hour will get you cuddled! <YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!> <Nipples gone wild!> True story this, straight outta Phoenix Arizona in the land of the brave, home of the strong and robust nipple suckers - a lefty snowflake spent some cold hard cash to cuddle, or be cuddled, or whatever cuddle therapists sequence in terms of cuddling. $80 in fact! And then, for some dang reason this snowflake of virtue ended up with the "therapists" nipple in her mouth ... ... for FIVE minutes. Not feelzing as good as was expected for $80 and a nip suck, after the fact the suckler called the cops. Yes, called the cops folks, felt orally raped by that cuddle therapists nipple or something. Five minutes of nipple-oral rape I tell ya! That's some serious feelz right there! Arizona Woman Calls the Police Because She Sucked on a Female Cuddle Therapist’s Nipple for Five Minutes http://dstormer6em3i4km.onion/arizona-woman-calls-the-police-because-she-suc... https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/08/17/cuddling-session-massa... ... A Phoenix woman says it happened to her in May when she visited an $80-a-session cuddle therapist and the session turned sexual. She wound up with the cuddler’s nipple in her mouth for five minutes. She called police, who told her that nothing illegal had happened. She called a national group that certifies cuddlers. It promptly decertified the cuddler, Susanne Woodward, for breaking its code of conduct. ... Soap, no more nip from Woodward - HA! That'll teach the cuddlers. As Anglin highlights: The cuddle therapist was in a position of power over her cuddle-deprived client and took advantage of this to fulfill her own sick five-minute nipple-sucking desires at the cost of some innocent woman’s nipple-sucking innocence. She literally penetrated the woman’s mouth with her erect nipple. [ TDS article has NSFW anime pic attached here, so be warned! Protect your eyes already! ] But the sick cuddle therapist is, in turn, a victim herself. This is literally the patriarchy manifesting itself in the women it has brainwashed and turning them into sick depraved nipple-sucking criminal rapists that nipple-rape innocent women in the mouth. Ya heard of Craig's List? Now there's Cuddlist, literally: Cuddlist provides online training and certification for those who want to lead one-on-one cuddling. It has a code of conduct. Cuddling is a platonic service, the website says, where everyone must be clothed. At a minimum, they have to wear a tank top and shorts that extend to the mid-thigh. So now y'all can -consume- cuddling, at $80 an hour :) Yee haw, free market in action, sanity of humans increasing by the week… or something. Anglin again: The consumer lifestyle creates barriers between people and then asks you to pay more — consume more — in order to drill tiny holes in those barriers for you to get a glimpse of what could be and relieve a bit of the pain that this isolation causes. Create your world,