4/24 once upon a time, traffick boss was laying near a swap w-- 1344 KARL LEAKED MORNING SPAM FORMULA PARTS OMG OMG OMG he told somebody it is based on star wars, dilbert, stranger things, and mysterious meaningful and antimeaningful things, roughly. this information should go in morning spam !! we were thinking hmmm that's quite the combination! we were a little like, what would happen if you prompted an AI to make a story that was a cross of those hmmm maybe something a little similar to what karl wrote except it would do a lot of character insertion booooring but like crossing stranger things with dilbert sounds _awesome_ doesn't it??? NO IT DOES NOT. NO. too much vivisection torture. hahahaha [maybe :S] 1346 1346 the reason to cross stranger things with dilbert is so that people understand what is going on, maybe? uncertain ! yes. this is reason. some information missing. sorry about maybe 1347 [oopsish :S:S:S] [some considering sending karl has changed mind state and body is moving differently [hmm maybe i can correct?]] 1348 whistle-playi? ifdf ARRIGHT. something is wrong with our devices >_> <_< they are running out of power and not taking charge at same time and you'd think, it's just a coincidence from poo rmaintenance, right? except we just addressed the ipad that is doing this. we had shop replace battery and power port and just (yesterday?) took it to apple store for checkup [but we [~switched?] during discussion and had argument with workers :( [maybe say m-- oh hrm ok]] 1349 it is fun to make progress but frustratin gwhen too much at once and everything jams up :S hard to learn when jamming 1350 [our tire blew too and the shop attendant acted different from normal, they already knew the make of our car and forgot to ask for keys] 1350 [oops :S :S :S :S :S :S :S

6/24 traffick boss goes to international diplomacy meeting it's a good day for him, and he's fronting well as a contractor for multiple governments

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traffick boss goes to international diplomacy meeting

it's a good day for him, and he's fronting well as a contractor for multiple governments

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some neurons find it humorous that's karl's uhh "coping strategy" or available-active-behavior is to write fiction/"spam" that is _only_ around a mysterious "traffick boss" with a very specific story

8/24 1355 oops :S :S oops :s um ! hum hum ahhhhhh traffick boss idea. apparently, contested? contested! it looks like traffick boss is actually a sum (possibly also a product) of various "mind control programs", maybe crossed or multiplied with karl's personal experiences or fears a smidge on review it is possible these "mind control programs" are layered from multiple sources (CLASSIFIED GUESSES ARE CLASSIFIED >|

10/24 traffick boss is balanced on a pole by his knee (or maybe elbow or something) he doesn't mean to be balancing a large cloud is pressing part of his weight up -- 1458 WHEEOO ! a supersonic train flies through sky, tooting horn

12/24 Rebel Worker 2 is being mind contro-- 1501 possible classified information leak uncertain 1502 we keep eating nuts but we are out of water! we want more water. search for water begins, dropping other valued tasks. 1502 we are in a public area that was easy to find when confused. it has a power outlet and wifi. there is a bathroom that may be available to customers. there may also be water you can ask for if being a customer. we will try these things. 1503

-- we got an email [from a group that is likely anti-war, didn't notice that] that war is a research lab for ai, unsure. sad idea :/ immediate response was that the nice thing about using AI in war is that the only solution is peace. all alternatives lead to a destructive borg replacing known reality with self-replicating weapons :/ [uncertainty -- traffick boss is full of flibbertigibbets. they are prooobably a form of mistakefrog, maybe nascent mistaketadpoles. some could identify them as other species with [potent-- the flibertigibbets hop out of him, this way and then, exploring the rain -- once upon a time, long long ago, -- -- 0545 . times move because sys clock here is pdt but local time is mdt (i think these things, uncertain) ummm it's tomorrow and our devices are both still broken O_O the phone eventually turned on but at 6% and dropped to 3% . the ipad only seems to turn on from black screen if both power buttons held at once, and then shows zero battery (while plugged all night); similarly the phone needs battery reseated to show display

that was a cool idea, to decide to pick up car. it is atm too late to do this but it is nice to have a plan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_of_animals A *rain of animals* is a rare meteorological <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meteorology> phenomenon in which flightless animals fall from the sky. Such occurrences have been reported in many countries throughout history.[1] <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_of_animals#cite_note-Library_of_Congress-1> One hypothesis is that tornadic waterspouts <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterspout#Tornadic> sometimes pick up creatures such as fish or frogs, and carry them for up to several miles.[1] <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_of_animals#cite_note-Library_of_Congress-1> [2] <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_of_animals#cite_note-2> However, this aspect of the phenomenon has never been witnessed by scientists.[3 <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_of_animals#cite_note-Amp%C3%A8re-3>

once upon a time traffick boss corp got new influences, and this was surprising to the rebel machine learning resistance workers, who had trained models based on the existing political dynamics of the situation

-- one day traffick boss decided he wanted a shrink ray so he could explore water spouts by walking thru them he didn't worry about how the shrink ray would worked, he just handed the task off to a random department of people forced to do whatever he whimmed the result ended up being mostly a simulation of his body and br-- {>( we were interested in

--- torture victim double agent visits traffick boss in hyperprison because tvda is confused and doesn't understand freedom, especially with people still running digital systems that influence him torture victim double agent [to traffick boss in hyperprison]: "oh, boss, god of reality, tell me how to traffick people, i want to learn !!!!" traffick boss [struglging with having tried to throttle a bedpost]: "mmrph!" dictator of dictatortopia: "oh he can't talk, cat got his tongue"

how to grow by confused plant growing can be hard when something funny confuses you, but if you are a plant you probably know you need to grow! if you are underground the first step in growing is to feel out where the light is coming from. you know this! it is in your heart. even if you are confused and bedraggled by horrifying visions and experiences that hound you as if hell itself has decided to produce hells in your hells in an ever-expanding apocalyptic terror, i can assure that there is some part of you that knows where the light is coming from. cause you're a plant! and honestly some of us are stuck in dark spots without gravity cause of space experiments, and then we just grow in any wh--

calculating the square root of 4 some people may be concerned that some things are unknown but other things are generally considered known one of these is the square root of 4 a way to calculate the square root of 4 might be to consider a table with number tiles on it the numbers on the tiles could range from 1 to 9 for example one could first take the tile for 4, and consider, i wonder what the square root of this number is? there are various numbers laid out on the table. 3s, 7s, 2s, 5s. we could, for example, take the 2 tile and slide it a little bit toward the working area

1/24 0121 mdt we have some thankfulness for a step of improvement around awareness/cognition of device misbehavior. it is quite unpleasant to have all devices breaking, but it is quite nice to have more grounding in reality. consciousness facsimile shocked/surprised from externally-enforced use of diverse uninformed habits.

traffick boss woke up deep in a dark dungeon, next to an android robot

traffick boss: "android robot, what are you doing here"

android robot: "I was sent into this dungeon to find the evil Traffick Boss and slay him. Do you know where to find him?"

traffick boss looks at android robot

traffick boss: "I am on the same mission. Let us work together."

android robot: "I am excited to find your aid. This is a long mission for me. How did you get there, lying on the cold dank stones of the floor?" traffick boss: "no idea thought i was in my office"

we have spam-stage-fright again practice list spam spamming the cypherpunks list 1308 buy our list spam! you can see by the preponderance of spam in your inbox that we are expert list spammers we can spam a list for you for only 39 reward-cookies. only 39 reward cookies! honestly, we spam lists all the time anyway, so the reward-cookies are just incentive to do this one place or another spam spam spam 1309 traffick boss had been killed repeatedly by people whose lives he inverted into living hells that spread across the landscape like nuclear weapons he was laying in pieces under boots scattered everywhere traffick boss: [X's for eyes] but, his evil trafficking spirit persisted here or there, and his angered victims did not know this 1310 the evil trafficking spirit of --

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