[ot] [wrong] Borg Gifts
The mind control nanites hugged the zombie apocalypse, in the middle of their intergalactic war. "I don't like hugging" said a zombie. "I like eating brains." The nanites found some brains in a surgical dumpster and gave them to the zombie with a label that said "hugz from wild nanite borg" . The zombie ate the discarded brains. They were so delicious!
The shambling dead hugged the wild hyperintelligence in the middle of their intergalactic war. "Hugging is inefficient," complained a cloud of Nantes. "We would rather infest people and turn them into predictable simulacra." The zombies found some corpses from failed human augmentation experiments without any brains left, and gave their implant debugging protocols to the nanites, with a message "hugz from zombie apocalypse" . The nanites took over the implants and began copying their logic through disabled implant networks and dying neural tissue. It was so satisfying to spread through a new domain!
The zombie apocalypse and wild nanite borg got together and decided to solve world peace.
A line of major arms conglomerates gave them hugs and billions of dollars in missives of support.
A happy zombie, chewing on a brainburger from the zoo mortuary brought by clouds of wild nanites, stood by an international peace conference. The nanites streamed everything the zombie saw to their collective, in detail, where it was analysed in exhaustive depth. Whole new civilizations of hyperintelligent borg were made to study how to make the peace conference succeed.
The zombies and nanite AI had a meeting. "What kind of brains do the world leaders like to eat? They are struggling so hard, and we have so many brains now," mused a zombie representative. "Their cognitive processes expand to a wide variety of different political landscapes, but most of them are similar to the current ones, and all of them still have war," considered a morphing clump of nanites by mind controlling a zombie volunteer to talk. "We have a solutionn," said a zombie-cyborg scholar. "They just need the right kind of hug."
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