karl3＠writeme.com wrote:
karl3＠writeme.com wrote:
karl3＠writeme.com wrote: karl3＠writeme.com wrote: [san-- [OW-- ]] we will go to post office. at post office, we speak to postal worker. waiting in line, hum hum eventually; "postal worker i have 9 million lett-- postal worker; "ok well that'll be 0.03c a stamp ..." "here are 20 letters and $0.60" postal worker "each of your letters is a postcard with onlypart of a word and a part of a smiley?" "ummmmmmmmm the postal worker doesn't care what is on the postcard : but then nobody will understand how about this
postal client goes to post office
waits in line
postal worker: "yes?"
postal client: "hi, um [wipes brow, flushed] ummmm i am a victim of human trafficking and i want to get the word out to get help"
postal client goes to lift box of 9 million letters
postal worker: "oh let me call the police!"
postal client: "does that help? i heard that doesn't do anything."
postal worker [dialing phone]
postal client [hoisting giant box of nine million letters]
postal worker: "the police will be here any minute" postal client: "oh! ummm can i mail these letters for free?" postal worker: "what--?" postal client: "so my trafficker is an advanced cybercriminal and reroutes phones and dispatch databases and stuff" postal worker: "really?" postal client [shoveling letters onto post office table] postal client: "yeah they're also super experienced in stimulating dissociated and hypnotic behaviors in people so they act funny and facilitate trafficking" postal worker looks seriously at postal client, who is still shoveling letters onto the table