Re: Morning Spam

Boss walks into a bar. On the TV is playing, "the exploits of the mind control boss, the idiot who broke our lives," season 4 of a documentary series. Boss doesn't notice. Somebody next to Boss has had their mind control hacked and recognises Boss. "Oh hey, you must be the guy who mind controlled me!" Boss doesn't hear. They're used to nobody being able to talk about mind control, ever. "Excuse me? Sir?" Boss looks up. "Yes?" "You're the guy who mind controlled me! I wanted to talk to you!" Boss is taken aback. "I'm sorry. Do I know you?" "Yeah! I killed that woman for you. The one with --" Boss terminates the conversation.