Re: Morning Spam

zombie specialist visits mental health hospital

zombie specialist: "we heard from health insurance that one of your clients has a disorder where lasers from their eyes. which client is this exactly?" +shoot. "shoot from their eyes [and burn whatever they are looking at]"

worker: "I will need a signed release of information form to identify a client."

client: "after i witnessed the injustice, i being able to fire lasers from my eyes, i knew i had to seek help." psychiatrist: "you did the right thing. we can help you here." [mistake]