In lieu of the covert comic, some humor for a list that's often... contentious. Enjoy, if you dare venture to the Twit-light Zone. https://twitter.com/FreudCyber Choice quotes: - Cryptanalysis is, in essence, a cure through love and mathematics. - The hacker has a number of representations for the erection of the male genital that may be called symbolic, such as "privilege escalation". - Furthermore, to the male hacker, the female genital is represented by TCP ports, cryptographic tokens, and input buffers. - Bad security serves to arouse sexual inquisitiveness, which always strives to restore the sexual object by uncovering the hidden data. - The super-user retains the character of the father. The more powerful the Oedipus complex was, the more elevated its privileges will be. - A hacker's mental life can be described in terms of the id and the super-user. The super-user emerges when the id retreats, becomes zero.