In lieu of the covert comic, some humor for a list that's often... contentious. Enjoy, if you dare venture to the Twit-light Zone. https://twitter.com/FreudCyber

Choice quotes:

Cryptanalysis is, in essence, a cure through love and mathematics.
The hacker has a number of representations for the erection of the male genital that may be called symbolic, such as "privilege escalation".
Furthermore, to the male hacker, the female genital is represented by TCP ports, cryptographic tokens, and input buffers.
Bad security serves to arouse sexual inquisitiveness, which always strives to restore the sexual object by uncovering the hidden data.
The super-user retains the character of the father. The more powerful the Oedipus complex was, the more elevated its privileges will be.
A hacker's mental life can be described in terms of the id and the super-user. The super-user emerges when the id retreats, becomes zero.