18 Mar
2022
18 Mar
'22
4:59 p.m.
An online journalist is hanging upside down by their toenails above flaming spikes. Cyborg Torturer: "What are the prime factors of xor?" Online Journalist: "A cool online name?" Cyborg Torturer [stabs Online Journalist over and over again with pitchforks]: "The prime factors of xor are 'I am a disgusting --- Wait a minute here wait a minute here. Different story. --- Shell Corp CEO [via encrypted message]: "He's the big boss." Rebel Worker [via encrypted message]: "We can help you."