Cyborg Torturer: "What are the prime factors of xor?"

Online Journalist: "A cool online name?"

Cyborg Torturer [stabs Online Journalist over and over again with pitchforks]: "The prime factors of xor are 'I am a disgusting ---

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Shell Corp CEO [via encrypted message]: "He's the big boss."

Rebel Worker [via encrypted message]: "We can help you."