employee #9 sits on slave boss as tiny cattle rumble over them employee #9: "they wanted us to flush you in a perfectly clean toilet next, but we decided not to." slave boss: [things that could influence the listener poorly if attended to] employee #9: "maybe this works better." more employees come over
employee #7: "what did you do?"
employee #9: "i used my dissociation skills to ignore slave boss unless i can determine it won't mess with my mind to listen to him!"
slave boss: [more things that might be poor ideas to attend to]
employee #8: "woah!"
employee #6: "what do we do if slave boss isn't yelling at us?" slave boss [redder in the face]: [things that could be rude or surprising, we haven't checked] employee #9: "it's like experimentee said. we have to figure out how to think things for ourselves."