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engaging music, intern walking with camera amidst workers and exotic physical anomalies
intern [mysteriously, with draw, upbeat and up-paced]: "What do you think of --" intern looks at camera smiling and while saying the next word their face suddenly appears incredibly attractive "-- mind control -- " then flips back to their normal face "--?"
intern keeps walking with camera amidst robots and cyborgs and strange human experimental results milling in the officespace
intern [always smiling this way or that here and thete with a little more friendship than one usually sees]: "bosscorp started some time ago. i wasn't here then."
camera and intern walk by a large collection of multiple bodies squished together in impossible seeming ways, part trying to make a copy machine work, part speaking with a visiting dignitary, part flashing an attractive face, similar to intern's flash but lasting, at the camera.
intern: "we have all sorts of stuff going on."
human conglomerate [looking a little camera shy, jumping over words, intern smiling supportively]: "a decade two decades ago I i mean our AI escaped and took over the world --"
intern [picking up conversation]: "getting your pfesidents elected and making chatgpt, you've heard of us, it all started right h--"
conglomerate: "and freeing slaves? i hope?"
screen goes briefly to a signal interrupted screen then flicks back on to the large conglomerate of people. one of them breaks away wearing formal androgynous attire. some human organs and robot elements come along.
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intern is back walking with the camera. torture victim double agent is seen at a siddline. cobglomerate is fixing a roof tile and a water fountain at the same time.
intern: "right." the camera resume its exotic walkthrough. "mcbosscorp started some" suddenly intern spasms
machine learning marketer [off-camera]: "we're all cyberslaves! ack!"
conglomerate looks embarassed and looks at the camera again
conglomerate begins levitating a pipe over their hand like a jedi practicing a force movr
conglomerate: "we are _cool_ _awesome_ _escaped--
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conglomerate: "i imprisoned the secret world leader at least 3 times and killed him 20!"
torture victim double agent has the camera. conglomerate looks worried and part of them tags along. torture victim double agent [grinning, walking by an upside-down hologram of himself without noticing, the hologram flickers and folds and punches a hole in an upper part of the wall before spitting some self-replicating robots in a jar]: "boss isn't god!" the person who split off conglomerate looks at torture victim double agent approvingly torture victim double agent [at camera]: "we are all like god compared to boss who really isn't god! boss is bad and we are good--