Re: Morning Spam

Dedicated Researcher: "Boss, I have bad news and am ready to die." Boss: "Spit it out." Dedicated Researcher: "There is a logic process in the research project that concluded everybody in the corporation is shit." Boss: "You have to _tell_ your superiors this shit when it happens. This researcher did it right. Turn the project off in 3 minutes starting now. Describe the logic to me." Dedicated Researcher: "It says that because nobody wants to kill everybody they encounter, everybody is fucked up shit. It includes you." Boss: "Why does it think nobody wants this?" Dedicated Researcher: "It came from analysis of the human genome and brain." Boss: "Fix it before the 3 minutes are up."