[ot][crazy][fake fiction] "baby mcboss" "spinoffs"

MCBoss and Rebel Experimentee are toddlers taking a nap in the sunshine. Baby MCBoss [puffs on fake cigar]: "Oh, I am so sleepy!" Baby Rebel Experimentee: "I mind control you. Fall asleep. I will rearrange your organs -- I mean make you better while you sleep." Baby Boss: "Oh? How will you make me better?" Baby Rebel Experimentee [a gleam comes over their eye]: "When you wake up, part of you will no longer want your cigar. Events will be set in motion, and someday you will make me the leader of a world empire in your stead." Baby Boss: "What is a world empire?" Baby Rebel Experimentee: "A circus with a lot of fruit!" Baby Boss [puffing again on tiny fake cigar]: "Hmm .. !"