Re: [spam] Non-Canon Traffick Boss Spinoffs Reboot 3

traffick boss and the immolation ray traffick boss decides to obliterate himself he wants to do this very thoroughly so tries many different approaches for one approach, he has a microwave oven manufactured large enough to sit in he consults with engineers before cooking himself in it traffick boss: "i've heard when you microwave yourself you can suddenly explode, something about water turning to steam or something" traffick boss: "i don't want explode, i just want to get blasted by the microwave. can you sort something out?" the engineers make traffick boss a suit to hold himself together so when he explodes he doesn't splatter all over the microwave insides next, traffick boss trie--