traffick boss and the immolation ray

traffick boss decides to obliterate himself

he wants to do this very thoroughly so tries many different approaches

for one approach, he has a microwave oven manufactured large enough to sit in

he consults with engineers before cooking himself in it

traffick boss: "i've heard when you microwave yourself you can suddenly explode, something about water turning to steam or something"

traffick boss: "i don't want explode, i just want to get blasted by the microwave. can you sort something out?"

the engineers make traffick boss a suit to hold himself together so when he explodes he doesn't splatter all over the microwave insides

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