traffick boss and the immolation ray
traffick boss decides to obliterate himself
he wants to do this very thoroughly so tries many different approaches
for one approach, he has a microwave oven manufactured large enough to sit in
he consults with engineers before cooking himself in it
traffick boss: "i've heard when you microwave yourself you can suddenly explode, something about water turning to steam or something"
traffick boss: "i don't want explode, i just want to get blasted by the microwave. can you sort something out?"
the engineers make traffick boss a suit to hold himself together so when he explodes he doesn't splatter all over the microwave insides
next, traffick boss trie--