Mind Control Christmas Party Tagline: Because We're Pretending To Be a Webcomic MCBoss [fat, wearing a christmas hat]: "Ho ho ho !" Hodgepodge of vivisected organs and breadboards: "Want give to!" "Want give present!" MCBoss: "I was going to give you a product announcement of a great metaverse-like cognitive augmentation as a holiday gift, but I'm afraid we discovered it was far more profitable to use the prototypes than to sell them. But my marketing team says that there is nothing to worry about." A wrapped cube appears. It unwraps itself, revealing a time machine. Anybody who gets close the time machine with intention of using it gets distracted, turns around, forgets it existed and does something else. Meanwhile the machine is sitting there, demonstrating portals to dinosaurs and other planets. So pretty!