Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

Traffick boss’s teakettle is selling encyclopedias. ding dong! this is traffick boss’s teakettle. would you like to buy an encyclopedia? the teakettle has an encyclopedia balanced on it in a tall tower of books expertly swaying so you know, encyclopedias will define what is real for everyone in the future! buy yours now! omigod they pay me so much to say this to everybody. do you want a free one so i can have a rest from carrying it?