Traffick boss’s teakettle is selling encyclopedias.<div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">ding dong! this is traffick boss’s teakettle. would you like to buy an encyclopedia?</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">the teakettle has an encyclopedia balanced on it in a tall tower of books expertly swaying</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">so you know, encyclopedias will define what is real for everyone in the future! buy yours now!</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">omigod they pay me so much to say this to everybody. do you want a free one so i can have a rest from carrying it?</div>