karl3＠writeme.com wrote:
traffick boss goes to therapist re: zombie horde
therapist: "traffick boss! it is an honor to be your therapist. will you autograph my slavery contract with the government you instantiated a dictatorship in?"
traffick boss is flattered and switches
traffick boss is signing autographs for fans when a zombified mayor runs by going "must eat brains for traffick boss! must zombify the world for traffick boss!" traffick boss shakes his head fervently as his skin begins turning green traffick boss: "i'm sorry, i need you in therapy capacity here." traffick boss: "you're not a zombie, are you?" therapist looks at traffick boss. therapist [turning hands upward]: "... brai --... ?" traffick boss [interrupting]: "i need you as a therapist" traffick boss stares hard at therapist therapist: "so, what did you want to talk about, traffick boss?" traffick boss: "let me level with you, therapist." traffick boss shakes his head vigorously therapist looks at traffick boss patiently traffick boss: "i'm not traffick boss. i'm just a random employee he mind controlled to be him after he blew himself up nineteen thousand times" traffick boss blushes quickly and very heavily the zombies outside suddenly and simultaneously rush at the building walls, cheering for traffick boss