A business-wide announcement is made. Business-wide announcement: "Are you receiving multi-modal malicious messages, interpreting your every behavior as horrible and telling you to curl up and die?" Intern [one arm holding knife to throat, another arm pulling on the first to pull it away]: "Yes! All the time!" Business-wide announcement: "Does the automated human resources system keep telling you you're fired for being ugly, many times an hour?" Intern looks at gagged human-resources representative. Gagged human-resources representative: "Mphu're Mphired!" Business-wide announcement: "Do you not believe any of this negative messaging! EVERYBODY IS VALUED! EVERYBODY IS KEPT!" Business-wide announcement: "We need you and your work!" Business-wide announcement: "Especially if you know how to secure a business against negative messaging, even its own!"