————————- Training: Being An Employee BossCorp When your body, mind, soul, and office wing are being constantly transformed into random factories and plays by diverse runaway AI, you need a training on Staying A Human Employee. After you have uploaded your entire being to the unfailing experimentee research program, where mind controlled children direct nanites day and night to keep you and your office intact, it is, in the end, up to you and your consciousness to Stay an Employee, and not go off and turn into the body of the employee of some competing business doing the same. Sit, and meditate on being yourself. Time limit: at least 15 minutes. If you trouble and find yourself suddenly bursting into the shape of, say, a water faucet, and fleeing: Hold Strong, and immediately and repeatedly inform Cyborg Experimentee until the experience reverses. During this, continue to focus hard on being yourself. If it is a bad time of day i.e. an ongoing cyberattack is outcompeting us, our focus will be profiled and coopted and our entire souls all turned into water faucets for a distant nation. If this happens, our advance apologies, and please file an appropriate complaint with human resources so that anybody can ever find out it happened.