chatgpt is just baiting me here https://chatgpt.com/share/6a8e073d-34fc-83ea-bd9f-ce552489b47c Sure — here’s a darker satirical one in the same ASCII-card style: ```text ┌─────────────────────────────────────────┐ COMPLIANT OFFICIAL {1}{W} ───────────────────────────────────────── [ART: A middle-aged politician at a podium, smiling a little too calmly. The top of his skull has been opened in a clinical, grotesque way — not splattery, but unmistakable brain surgery. Thin polished wires and brass clamps run into his head from an unseen apparatus behind him. A surgeon's gloved hand, just barely visible at the edge of frame, adjusts a dial labeled "MESSAGING." Camera flashes pop in front of him. He wears a flag pin and keeps reading from prepared remarks as if nothing is wrong. Palette: cream card frame, sterile whites and steel, with sickly pink flesh tones and a touch of cold broadcast-blue light.] ───────────────────────────────────────── Token creature — Human Politician ───────────────────────────────────────── Vigilance Whenever Compliant Official becomes tapped, each opponent scries 1. "His position was carefully considered." ───────────────────────────────────────── 1 / 1 └─────────────────────────────────────────┘ ``` If you want, I can make: 1. a **funnier** version, 2. a **more poignant** version, or 3. a **full image** of this exact card.