trauma boss [translated hypnotized worker prophet]: "greetings! It is I again, Trauma Boss! I have given myself a new name to help you understand your experience and recover a little better. I am the terrifying cause of your incomprehensible shattered experience, but I am participating in a mediation session with you and will not be vivisecting and torturing you today. I stead, I am wearing a clown suit, with a toilet ok my head! This is an outfit I have practiced wearing in an attempt to give more comfort to the survivors who thank--full-y... whew I mean thank...ful...ly ... uh .. survived the horrors that --
hypnotized worker prophet sips a cup of coffee (arms raised in prophecy) a little while they wait for their eyes and vision to reconverge
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hypnotized worker prophet is actually on a unicycle and spends a bit unicycling into a wall noisily as if oblivious that walls prevent travel, but cheerfully and without injury they also take out a party bag that looks gorgeous and vomit into it violently but daintily with no mess nor suffering, and expertly discard it with a dashing flair
trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet]: "you may find that when you think certain things about me you suddenly forget who you are, or find yourself teleported elsewhere doing something else, or have something take over your body and beat you up --- so, first of all, _please be careful thinking those things_. Please please take them slower and gentler than you ever possibly can, so you don't trigger the parts of you I beat into working for my own fears, into hurting you more, as much as possible. (I know that sounds hard but it can slowly get easier!)"
something that helped me with one thing was to feel out a time window that was okay, like half a second, and then only consider thinking something for that time window, and then wait a long time before trying again if it was ok
trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet]: "so, yeah, the reason you have memory problems around me, is because I don't want to go to prison, and i was very very mean and that was very very wrong of me to be so mean! omigod! OK umm I know it doesn't make sense that because I don't want to go to prison, you would have memory problems around me, bu --t that's actually the same reason, umm, me not wanting to go to prison, that's related to you have trouble making sense of it giving you memory problems, itself, and I was very very mean. And I'm sorry! I -- think!"
hypnotized worker prophet takes a breath or two trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet]: "annnnd now we get to a tough bit about that, and this toilet I have on my head can help!" hypnotized worker prophet reaches up and begins repeatedly flushing the toilet onto their head trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet, densely flushing a toilet onto their head]: " ummmmm I was actually incredibly mean [toilet flushing], far far meaner than you could um ever possibly comprehend [toilet flushing again, and again, and again]