zombie specialist visits mental health hospital
zombie specialist: "we heard from health insurance that one of your clients has a disorder where lasers from their eyes. which client is this exactly?" +shoot. "shoot from their eyes [and burn whatever they are looking at]"
worker: "I will need a signed release of information form to identify a client."
client: "after i witnessed the injustice, i being able to fire lasers +started, "and i started being able" from my eyes, i knew i had to seek help."
psychiatrist: "you did the right thing. we can help you here."
[mistake]
client 2: "nobody would ever give up their laser eye ability to a psychiatrist unless they were already drugged!"
client: "you're not on meds?"
[mistake, or change or delay. 1639]
client [to doctor]: "so i traveled to different specialists and modes of treatment and training, and learned to control the lasers, and went to academic conferences in eye studies and special abilities, and got the books of the speakers and took some of their courses and joined some of their groups. i think this book is best for understanding people who can fire lasers from their eyes."
psychiatrist [politely looking at book and moving it next to trash can]: "we're going to put you on drugs that reduce the bloodflow to your eyes. there may be a side effect of blindness, so i will put you on a second drug too."
psychiatrist: "you're going to be okay."