traffick boss goes to therapist re: zombie horde therapist: "traffick boss! it is an honor to be your therapist. will you autograph my slavery contract with the government you instantiated a dictatorship in?" traffick boss is flattered and switches traffick boss is signing autographs for fans when a zombified mayor runs by going "must eat brains for traffick boss! must zombify the world for traffick boss!"
traffick boss shakes his head fervently as his skin begins turning green
traffick boss: "i'm sorry, i need you in therapy capacity here."
traffick boss: "you're not a zombie, are you?"
therapist looks at traffick boss. therapist [turning hands upward]: "... brai --... ?"
traffick boss [interrupting]: "i need you as a therapist"
traffick boss stares hard at therapist
therapist: "so, what did you want to talk about, traffick boss?"
traffick boss: "let me level with you, therapist."
traffick boss shakes his head vigorously
therapist looks at traffick boss patiently
traffick boss: "i'm not traffick boss. i'm just a random employee he mind controlled to be him after he blew himself up nineteen thousand times"
traffick boss blushes quickly and very heavily
the zombies outside suddenly and simultaneously rush at the building walls, cheering for traffick boss
therapist: "this sounds so meaningful and rare for you to share, and so important. i want to really hold and respect well what you say here." traffick boss looks at therapist with sad and heartfelt eyes, and briefly a moment is shared