slave boss is in hyperprison and he is crying [mistake?] slave boss: [sniffle! bawl! sob!] "slave boss why are you crying?" slave boss [through tears]: "because i am in prison!" speaker looks left, right "i thought slave boss never cried and didn't believe in crying" slave boss [through sobs]: "that's true!" slave boss [sobbing]: "but when i am in prison it can kind of break through, you know? and i might cry myself to sleep?" [possible mistake] slave boss [frustrated]: "how am i supposed to dominate the world in a badass manner when i am in prison?" slave boss: [part dropped] [crying] speaker "poor slave boss!" "you shouldn't be condemned to be sad!" slave boss: "well i wasn't very nice to people. it was kind of a gamble." speaker "well others of us want to cry, too, and didn't try to enslave everybody on the planet in a humiliating and deadly way." "so let's try to sort this out"