Karl Semich's Resume Why I Want To Work At MindControlledBusiness I am a really great worker. I love being mind controlled. I direct all my disgusting complaints to an online mailing list and keep them out of the office. I love buying office supplies! I have new clean shoes. Work History 2020-2022 Spamming a mailing list of hackers. I used to write computer programs all day so I am very qualified to interact with technical people. 2018-2020 Undergoing treatment for cancer and psychosis. I spent a year having chemotherapy and can relate well with people dying of terminal illnesses. I'm also extensively skilled at chatting with people completely disconnected from reality. 2016-2018 Waiting for my truck to be repaired. I have the patience of mountains. Some of the above items are listed out of order. I apologise for this and attach $200 in up-front wages in the hope to help make it right. References: coderman <coderman@gmail.com> douglas lucas <dal@riseup.net> zig the n.ig <ziggerjoe@yandex.com>