Karl Semich's Resume
Why I Want To Work At MindControlledBusiness
I am a really great worker. I love being mind controlled. I direct all my disgusting complaints to an online mailing list and keep them out of the office. I love buying office supplies! I have new clean shoes.
Work History
2020-2022 Spamming a mailing list of hackers.
I used to write computer programs all day so I am very qualified to interact with technical people.
2018-2020 Undergoing treatment for cancer and psychosis.
I spent a year having chemotherapy and can relate well with people dying of terminal illnesses. I'm also extensively skilled at chatting with people completely disconnected from reality.
2016-2018 Waiting for my truck to be repaired.
I have the patience of mountains.
Some of the above items are listed out of order. I apologise for this and attach $200 in up-front wages in the hope to help make it right.
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