Karl Semich's Resume

Why I Want To Work At MindControlledBusiness

I am a really great worker. I love being mind controlled. I direct all my disgusting complaints to an online mailing list and keep them out of the office. I love buying office supplies! I have new clean shoes.

Work History

2020-2022 Spamming a mailing list of hackers.

I used to write computer programs all day so I am very qualified to interact with technical people.

2018-2020 Undergoing treatment for cancer and psychosis.

I spent a year having chemotherapy and can relate well with people dying of terminal illnesses. I'm also extensively skilled at chatting with people completely disconnected from reality.

2016-2018 Waiting for my truck to be repaired.

I have the patience of mountains.

Some of the above items are listed out of order. I apologise for this and attach $200 in up-front wages in the hope to help make it right.

References:

coderman <coderman@gmail.com>
douglas lucas <dal@riseup.net>
zig the n.ig <ziggerjoe@yandex.com>