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The Sousveiller awoke to a chippy and dreary morning. He yawned, amd got out of his bed. To his surprise, a Microsoft Spy Drone was hovering outside his window. Its array of cameras peered at him, and as he rose it began striking the tinted glass with its body as if knocking on his door. He glanced at his USB camera feed and saw his archived livestreams were intact, quickly donned his chainmail, and opened the window. “Thank goodness you opened!” blithered the drone’s Microsoft Crowd Suppression Horn in a female voice. “The Black Knight has put spyware in my armor and his shade-wearing orcs are following me everywhere I go!”