A business-wide announcement is made.
Business-wide announcement: "Are you receiving multi-modal malicious messages, interpreting your every behavior as horrible and telling you to curl up and die?"
Intern [one arm holding knife to throat, another arm pulling on the first to pull it away]: "Yes! All the time!"
Business-wide announcement: "Does the automated human resources system keep telling you you're fired for being ugly, many times an hour?"
Intern looks at gagged human-resources representative.
Gagged human-resources representative: "Mphu're Mphired!"
Business-wide announcement: "Do you not believe any of this negative messaging! EVERYBODY IS VALUED! EVERYBODY IS KEPT!"
Business-wide announcement: "We need you and your work!"
Business-wide announcement: "Especially if you know how to secure a business against negative messaging, even its own!"
[this sequence won't complete as i have things to do and places to go this morning; some time for a couple additions if needed