7 Apr
2022
7 Apr
'22
2:07 a.m.
King Monarch: "I need a small, hobby recycling tool. Made out of trash." Wealthy Courtperson, Wearing Gems: "Sorry, did you mis-speak?" King Monarch: "I did not." Wealthy Courtperson, Wearing Gems: "We will make for the finest recycling tool the world has ever seen." KIng Monarch: "Are you an imbecile? I said _hobby_, _small_, _made out of trash_. I want something I can easily copy myself, or give to the septic worker and they could copy it!" Wealthy Courtperson, Wearing Gems: "We will begin at once." KIng Monarch: "And take off those gems!"